The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kitselman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kitselman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.