The Snap Count Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.