The Snap Count Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kitselman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.