The Chip-and-Release Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.