The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Moss gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.