The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Moss gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
75%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.