The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moss's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moss leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moss drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.