The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Moss's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.