The Checkdown Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Moss gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.