The Hamstring Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.