The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Moss audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
81%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moss's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.