The Hamstring Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Moss's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.