The Kneel-Down Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Moss on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.