The Checkdown Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Moss, the end zone is a rumor.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moss drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.