The Kneel-Down Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Ref: "Number Moss, that's a flag." Moss: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.