The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Moss is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.