The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Moss goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.