The Snap Count Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Moss goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moss's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.