The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Every deep ball Moss throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.