The Hamstring Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Every deep ball Moss throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moss drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.