The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Moss will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moss, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.