The Kneel-Down Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Moss will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.