The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Moss is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moss's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.