The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moss drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.