The Hamstring Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Ref: "Number Moss, that's a flag." Moss: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.