The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moss's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.