The Kneel-Down Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.