The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Moss gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moss's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.