The Phantom Flag Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vikings, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.