The Late Scratch Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vikings drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.