The Blown Coverage Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vikings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.