The Phantom Flag Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vikings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.