The Blown Coverage Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Vikings defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
82%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vikings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.