The Phantom Flag Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vikings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.