The Prevent Defense Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vikings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.