The Hamstring Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Patriots's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.