The Blown Coverage Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
75%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Patriots, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.