The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Patriots, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.