The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Patriots drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.