The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Patriots's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.