The Blown Coverage Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Patriots will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
82%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patriots's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.