The Snap Count Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Patriots, Patriots, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.