The Bad Spot Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
81%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patriots's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.