The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patriots's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.