The Phantom Flag Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Patriots, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.