The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach says Singleton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Singleton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.