The Fumble Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Singleton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.