The Garbage-Time Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Singleton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Singleton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.