The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Singleton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.