The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Singleton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.